Thursday, May 5, 2011

Chapter 4: The Mystery Arrow and the War

Cupid's flashack....
"Hindi ito isang ordinaryong arrow of love. May special power ito. Wag na wag mong gagamitin to para sa kung saan-saan lang kung walang pahintulot ko," sabi ni Aphrodite. "Yes ma," ang tanging sagot ni Cupid

Present....
"I'm dead. Litsong Cupid ang labas ko nito."

PING! May little girl na may pakpak ang bigla na lang nasa tabi ni Cupid. "Anong ginagawa mo dito!?" tanong ni Cupid. "Dahil sa ka-engotan mo. Pinadala ako ni ma dito," sabi ng bata. "Si ma? Mission ko ito ah," sabi ni Cupid na nakasimangot. "Shut up baby fat," sabi ng bata. "Alam mo kainis ka talaga Cupidette," sabi ni Cupid sa kakambal.

Flashback...
Pinapanood ng mag-ina ang ginagawa ni Cupid sa lupa ng Mortal. "Cupid!!!!" sigaw ng ina ng makita ang ginawa ng anak. "Isang lechen arrow. Isa lang na kailangan nyang ipagpaalam, di nya pa nagawaaaa!!!" halos magmawala si Aphrodite. "Don't worry ma. Stupid yang si Cupid. Leave it all to me ma," sabi ni Cupidette.

Present...
"Ayan ang rason kaya andito ako," sabi ni Cupidette sa kapatid. At wala nang nagawa si Cupid.

Nagkita na ulit finally sina James at Devon. Panay asaran, irapan, apakan at batukan ang naganap. Ayaw magpatalo sa isa't isa. "You....you annoying virgin!" sigaw ni James kay Devon. Nasa loob sila ng van ng family ni Ivan at nagtatalo sila pinaka likod. "You stupid jerk," sabi naman ni Devon. "You flat chested woman!" sabi ni James. "I am not flat-chested. While you on the other hand have no balls. Being rude to a woman is not how a man should act," sabi ni Devon. "She got that right," sabay na sabi nina Lauren, Kazel, Kyra at Fretzie. Tawa lang ang mga lalaki. Nakipag-usap na lang si Devon kay Fretzie at Kyra. Pero inaasar pa rin sya ni James. "Cupid, ganyan ba palagi si James kay Devon?" tanong ni Cupidette sa kapatid. "Yeah...." sabi ni Cupid. Ngumiti si Cupidette sa kapatid. "Boys...." sabi nya with an eye-roll. "See how she dress? She looks so low-class. Trying hard," sabi ni James ng malakas. "That's it! I had enough! You stupid, annoying, childish person. I had enough of you. Apologize to me RIGHT NOW!" sabi ni Devon. "Why should I apologize?" sabi ni James. "Apologize James," sabi ni Lauren. "But--" protesta ni James. "Why should I?" sabi ni James, proudly. "Cause you're a jerk?" sabi ni Devon. "I am not a jerk. You're just plain annoying," sabi ni James. "You're nutcase!" sabi ni Devon. "That's it! THIS-IS-WAR!" sabi ni James. "Here's our stop," sabi ni Fretzie. "Thanks for the ride guys," sabi ni Devon at bumababa na sila ni Fretzie. "I seriously hate that jerk," isip ni Devon.

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